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 John Park, 32 the Loaning, Motherwell, North Lanarkshire, Strathclyde, Scotland, U.K. ML1 3HE

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Recommended Books

 

 

Michael Dibdin  an inspector Zen mystery Ratking

Lee Child - Without Fail  For most fans of Lee Child the greatest draw is the military tough guy Jack Reacher, who cuts through nests of bad guys like laser-guided Arnold Schwarzenegger. To be fair, Reacher is more of a thinking girls beefcake - I can see Russell Crowe already angling for the movie part. Peter Miller. The Times

Also Gone Tomorrow   

Jack Higgins   -  Flight of eagles read 14 03 2014,  Bad Company 

By Michael Connelly:--  The Fifth Witness

"Ye canny shove yer granny Aff a Bus" and "Haud Yer Wheesht" by Allan Morrison

Just Daft the Chic Murray story by Robbie Grigor

The Crack by Michael Munro

Steve Martin  born standing up

Lee Mack    "Mack the Life" a joy to read, full of homespun wisdom and hilarious asides

By Frederick Forsyth

The Afghan

Chris Kuzneski

Sword of god

 

Roger Hunt

'Be silent or be killed' A fascinating true story about the Mumbai terrorist attacks 

 

Paul Christopher

the Sword of the Templars

 

HARRY MORRIS

Harry the Polis series of books:- Volume 1 Even the lies are true, Up tae my neck in paperwork, Volume 4 You're never gonnae believe it, Volume 3 nuthin' like the truth, Last night on the beat.

 

HARLAN COBEN  Bestselling author of "TELL NO ONE"

One false Move

Six Years

The innocent

Deal Breaker

 

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The shadow of the wind

 

R.J. Ellory

a Simple act of Violence

 

Chris Kuzneski

Sword of God

 

Tom Rob Smith

Child 44

 

Peter James

Dead man's grip

 

By P.J. Tracy

Play To Kill www killers

 

By Craig Russell

The Long Glasgow Kiss gangsters in the 1950's

 

By Lee Child

Gone Tomorrow

 

By Patrick O'Brian

The road to Samarcand

 

By Helen Clark and Elizabeth Carnegie

She was aye workin'

 

By David Niven

The Moon's a Balloon

 

By Ken Follet  one of my favourite authors

The man from St Petersburg.

A Sense of Freedom.

Whiteout.

Eye of the Needle.

Jackdaws.

Hornet Flight.

Code to zero.

Triple

on Wings of Eagles

 

by Wilbur Smith another one of my favourites for more go to Wilbur Smith.htm

Birds of Prey.

the Dark of the Sun.

Monsoon.

the Triumph of the sun  During the time General George is trapped in Khartoum

Blue Horizon

Hungry as the Sea

the Seventh Scroll

Gold Mine

A Sparrow Falls   Dirk Courtney the bad guy

The Angels Weep

The Quest

Eagle in the sky.

Assegia

Shout at the Devil

Wild Justice

 

by Julian Stockwin.

Mutiny.

 

By David Baldacci

Divine Justice

 

by Josephine Cox.

Bad Boy Jack.

Tomorrow the World

Born Bad

 

by Clive Cussler.

Raise the Titanic

Dark Watch

Treasure

Shock Wave

Golden Buddha.

Inca Gold.

Atlantis Found.

Black Wind.

Fire Ice   Good guys Kurt Austin and Joe Zavala against against Russian villains and Cossacks

Dragon Third atomic bomb

Sahara

Medusa

Spartan Gold

Sacred Stone

The Chase

Devil's Gate

The Thief

 

BY Bryce Courtney

The Power of one

 

by Rosemary Sutcliff

the Eagle of the Ninth

 

George McDonald Fraser

Flashman in the Great Game

 

by Charlotte Foltz Jones

Yukon Gold   A brilliantly written hilarious story about what it may have been like during the 1849 gold rush.

 

By Robert Jeffrey

The Barlinnie Storey

 

by Sebastian Faulks

Birdsong.

 

by Conn Iggulden

Wolf of the Plains

Lords of the Bow

 

by A. McArthur & H. Kinsley Long

No Mean City.

 

By Dan Brown

The Da Vinci Code.

The Lost Symbol.

 

by Daniel Steele

Once in a lifetime

Betrayal

Johnny Angel

Star

Betrayal

 

By Mikay Walsh

Gypsy Boy

 

By Catherine Cookson

The Rag Nymph.

the Glass virgin.

the Upstart.

the Fifteen Streets.

the Mallen streak.

Colour Blind.

the Cinder Path.

a Dinner of Herbs.

the Obsession

 

by James Patterson.

When the wind blows

Don't Blink co-author Howard Roughan

the Jester.

The lake house.

Hide and Seek

Swimsuit

Jack and Jill

Black Market

I, ALEX CROSS

Kill me if You CAN

The Final Warning

11th Hour

Kill Alex Cross

Zoo assisted by Michael Ledwidge. Something very bad is happening out there  We are in the middle of a global meltdown. Animals are waging war on mankind. Savage attacks are spreading across the globe. Every single animal on he planet is a potential threat. We are in danger. The world has become a zoo -- without cages . Something is causing this and we must find out what it is. If we don't it could be the end of life as we know it. 'It terrified me rigid -- but there was no way in a million years could I put it down -- utterly compulsive'

Private no.1 Suspect

8th Confession

Run For Your Life

Private London

Private Berlin

Alex Cross's TRIAL James Patterson & Richard Dilallo

 

by Harper Lee

To kill a mocking bird.

 

By Simon Scarrow

The Eagles Prey.  Romans in Britain

 

By James Rollins

Map of bones

 

By Andrew Gross

the Blue Zone  witness protection Scheme in America

 

by Alexander Kent

Success to the Brave  Seafaring during the reign of king George 111

Cross of St. George

 

by John Grisham

the Last Juror

The Brethern

The Confession

 

by Rickie Tomlinson

Cheers my Arse

 

David Peace

the Damned UTD

 

Richard North Paterson

The Balance of Power

 

Nigel Tranter

The Wallace a brilliant story telling the nitty and gritty of Scottish life at this time.

Black Douglas

Triple Alliance

A rage of regents  about life in Scotland just after Mary Queen of Scots. A lot about the Carmichael family around the 1650's

They are obviously from Carmichael stayed in a tower house called Eastend. He writes about catching salmon in the Clyde and Douglas Water

Also about the remarkable view from tinnock a ridge on the side of Tinto. He mentions going to Graignethan castle. It's still there between Blackwood and Crossford.

The Stone

 

Antonia Fraser

Mary Queen of Scots

 

Dean Koontz

Brother Odd

 

Quintin Jardine

Head Shot    About Bob Skinner the police detective

Skinner's Ghosts

 

Dick  Francis

10 lb Penalty

Field of thirteen

 

Mark Winegardner

The Godfather Returns      About the Corleone Family. Characters created by Mario Puzo

Robert Ludlum

The Jansen Directive

 

Nick Hornby

About a boy

 

Roddy Doyle

Rory & Ita

 

Michael Crighton

Prey

 

Bill Smith

I go to extremes The Billy Joel Story

 

Maeve Binchy

Evening Class

 

Ian Rankin

Black and Blue

Naming of the Dead.

Beggars Banquet

A good hanging

The Flood

Watchman

Tooth and Nail

 

John Fisher

Tommy Cooper

 

BARACK OBAMA

Dreams from my father

 

Robbie Grigor

The Chic Murray story

 

Rikki Fulton

Autobiography   before he took dementia

 

By Don Rickles my favourite comic of all times.

Rickles' Book.

 

By   James Barclay

Paras  Over the Barras - Part 2 the second wave

The Bigot

Still The bigot

 

By Johnny Dee

Peter Kay

 

By Neil Simpson

Paul O'Grady   the Biography

 

By John Prebble

The Highland Clearances

Culloden

Tay Bridge Disaster

 

By David Donachie

By the mast divided

 

    by Andrew Drummond

Abridged History of the construction of the railway line between Garve, Ullapool and Lochinver. Alexander Auchmuty Seth Kininmonth

 

Greg Iles

The Quiet game

 

Robert Duncan

The Coalminer

 

LEON Uris

Trinity

Geof Tibbals

The Book of Senior Jokes

 

Barry Cryer

You won't believe this but.

 

David Kynaston

Austerity Britain 1945 to 1951

 

Jenny Eclair

Camberwell Beauty. A novel of life love and shagging the plumber. Brilliant patter.

 

Elmore Leonard

Gold Coast

 

Katie Flynn

Sunshine and Shadows

 

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