Park Engineering

 John Park, 32 the Loaning, Motherwell, North Lanarkshire, Strathclyde, Scotland, U.K. ML1 3HE

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the poet among other things Bill Baron Irvine


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Stand Up Comedy, can it be taught.htm


Wilsontown The first ironworks in Lanarkshire.htm


Knicker Jokes.htm

Soul Legend Percy Sledge dies aged 73.htm

Cliff hits ace dies.htm

Stand by Me star Ben E King, dies at 76.htm

Ruth Rendell, Final Page for a great Author.htm

Charley Pride.htm

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Val Doonican.htm

Rosa Parks. I Have a Dream by Martin Luther King.htm

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Susie McCabe.htm


The funniest man who ever lived..htm


Patsy Cline







Richard Gadd




Weekly Rants 3

Iron Horse Pub

Jason Byrne

Alan Carr

Lenny Bruce 3


Bobby Vee hits Take Good Care Of My Baby and Rubber Doll

Joe Brown recalls when he was bigger than Beatles



peter,manual,the,beast,of,birkenshaw,fails,to avoid,the,




Nancy Riach The Lass who won all


What did they do before doing stand up

Hardie vehemently opposed the first world war

bernie keith







Recommended Books



Michael Dibdin  an inspector Zen mystery Ratking

Lee Child - Without Fail  For most fans of Lee Child the greatest draw is the military tough guy Jack Reacher, who cuts through nests of bad guys like laser-guided Arnold Schwarzenegger. To be fair, Reacher is more of a thinking girls beefcake - I can see Russell Crowe already angling for the movie part. Peter Miller. The Times

Also Gone Tomorrow   

Jack Higgins   -  Flight of eagles read 14 03 2014,  Bad Company 

By Michael Connelly:--  The Fifth Witness

"Ye canny shove yer granny Aff a Bus" and "Haud Yer Wheesht" by Allan Morrison

Just Daft the Chic Murray story by Robbie Grigor

The Crack by Michael Munro

Steve Martin  born standing up

Lee Mack    "Mack the Life" a joy to read, full of homespun wisdom and hilarious asides

By Frederick Forsyth

The Afghan

Chris Kuzneski

Sword of god


Roger Hunt

'Be silent or be killed' A fascinating true story about the Mumbai terrorist attacks 


Paul Christopher

the Sword of the Templars



Harry the Polis series of books:- Volume 1 Even the lies are true, Up tae my neck in paperwork, Volume 4 You're never gonnae believe it, Volume 3 nuthin' like the truth, Last night on the beat.


HARLAN COBEN  Bestselling author of "TELL NO ONE"

One false Move

Six Years

The innocent

Deal Breaker


Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The shadow of the wind


R.J. Ellory

a Simple act of Violence


Chris Kuzneski

Sword of God


Tom Rob Smith

Child 44


Peter James

Dead man's grip


By P.J. Tracy

Play To Kill www killers


By Craig Russell

The Long Glasgow Kiss gangsters in the 1950's


By Lee Child

Gone Tomorrow


By Patrick O'Brian

The road to Samarcand


By Helen Clark and Elizabeth Carnegie

She was aye workin'


By David Niven

The Moon's a Balloon


By Ken Follet  one of my favourite authors

The man from St Petersburg.

A Sense of Freedom.


Eye of the Needle.


Hornet Flight.

Code to zero.


on Wings of Eagles


by Wilbur Smith another one of my favourites for more go to Wilbur Smith.htm

Birds of Prey.

the Dark of the Sun.


the Triumph of the sun  During the time General George is trapped in Khartoum

Blue Horizon

Hungry as the Sea

the Seventh Scroll

Gold Mine

A Sparrow Falls   Dirk Courtney the bad guy

The Angels Weep

The Quest

Eagle in the sky.


Shout at the Devil

Wild Justice


by Julian Stockwin.



By David Baldacci

Divine Justice


by Josephine Cox.

Bad Boy Jack.

Tomorrow the World

Born Bad


by Clive Cussler.

Raise the Titanic

Dark Watch


Shock Wave

Golden Buddha.

Inca Gold.

Atlantis Found.

Black Wind.

Fire Ice   Good guys Kurt Austin and Joe Zavala against against Russian villains and Cossacks

Dragon Third atomic bomb



Spartan Gold

Sacred Stone

The Chase

Devil's Gate

The Thief


BY Bryce Courtney

The Power of one


by Rosemary Sutcliff

the Eagle of the Ninth


George McDonald Fraser

Flashman in the Great Game


by Charlotte Foltz Jones

Yukon Gold   A brilliantly written hilarious story about what it may have been like during the 1849 gold rush.


By Robert Jeffrey

The Barlinnie Storey


by Sebastian Faulks



by Conn Iggulden

Wolf of the Plains

Lords of the Bow


by A. McArthur & H. Kinsley Long

No Mean City.


By Dan Brown

The Da Vinci Code.

The Lost Symbol.


by Daniel Steele

Once in a lifetime


Johnny Angel




By Mikay Walsh

Gypsy Boy


By Catherine Cookson

The Rag Nymph.

the Glass virgin.

the Upstart.

the Fifteen Streets.

the Mallen streak.

Colour Blind.

the Cinder Path.

a Dinner of Herbs.

the Obsession


by James Patterson.

When the wind blows

Don't Blink co-author Howard Roughan

the Jester.

The lake house.

Hide and Seek


Jack and Jill

Black Market


Kill me if You CAN

The Final Warning

11th Hour

Kill Alex Cross

Zoo assisted by Michael Ledwidge. Something very bad is happening out there  We are in the middle of a global meltdown. Animals are waging war on mankind. Savage attacks are spreading across the globe. Every single animal on he planet is a potential threat. We are in danger. The world has become a zoo -- without cages . Something is causing this and we must find out what it is. If we don't it could be the end of life as we know it. 'It terrified me rigid -- but there was no way in a million years could I put it down -- utterly compulsive'

Private no.1 Suspect

8th Confession

Run For Your Life

Private London

Private Berlin

Alex Cross's TRIAL James Patterson & Richard Dilallo


by Harper Lee

To kill a mocking bird.


By Simon Scarrow

The Eagles Prey.  Romans in Britain


By James Rollins

Map of bones


By Andrew Gross

the Blue Zone  witness protection Scheme in America


by Alexander Kent

Success to the Brave  Seafaring during the reign of king George 111

Cross of St. George


by John Grisham

the Last Juror

The Brethern

The Confession


by Rickie Tomlinson

Cheers my Arse


David Peace

the Damned UTD


Richard North Paterson

The Balance of Power


Nigel Tranter

The Wallace a brilliant story telling the nitty and gritty of Scottish life at this time.

Black Douglas

Triple Alliance

A rage of regents  about life in Scotland just after Mary Queen of Scots. A lot about the Carmichael family around the 1650's

They are obviously from Carmichael stayed in a tower house called Eastend. He writes about catching salmon in the Clyde and Douglas Water

Also about the remarkable view from tinnock a ridge on the side of Tinto. He mentions going to Graignethan castle. It's still there between Blackwood and Crossford.

The Stone


Antonia Fraser

Mary Queen of Scots


Dean Koontz

Brother Odd


Quintin Jardine

Head Shot    About Bob Skinner the police detective

Skinner's Ghosts


Dick  Francis

10 lb Penalty

Field of thirteen


Mark Winegardner

The Godfather Returns      About the Corleone Family. Characters created by Mario Puzo

Robert Ludlum

The Jansen Directive


Nick Hornby

About a boy


Roddy Doyle

Rory & Ita


Michael Crighton



Bill Smith

I go to extremes The Billy Joel Story


Maeve Binchy

Evening Class


Ian Rankin

Black and Blue

Naming of the Dead.

Beggars Banquet

A good hanging

The Flood


Tooth and Nail


John Fisher

Tommy Cooper



Dreams from my father


Robbie Grigor

The Chic Murray story


Rikki Fulton

Autobiography   before he took dementia


By Don Rickles my favourite comic of all times.

Rickles' Book.


By   James Barclay

Paras  Over the Barras - Part 2 the second wave

The Bigot

Still The bigot


By Johnny Dee

Peter Kay


By Neil Simpson

Paul O'Grady   the Biography


By John Prebble

The Highland Clearances


Tay Bridge Disaster


By David Donachie

By the mast divided


    by Andrew Drummond

Abridged History of the construction of the railway line between Garve, Ullapool and Lochinver. Alexander Auchmuty Seth Kininmonth


Greg Iles

The Quiet game


Robert Duncan

The Coalminer




Geof Tibbals

The Book of Senior Jokes


Barry Cryer

You won't believe this but.


David Kynaston

Austerity Britain 1945 to 1951


Jenny Eclair

Camberwell Beauty. A novel of life love and shagging the plumber. Brilliant patter.


Elmore Leonard

Gold Coast


Katie Flynn

Sunshine and Shadows


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