Park Engineering

 John Park, 32 the Loaning, Motherwell, North Lanarkshire, Strathclyde, Scotland, U.K. ML1 3HE

 tel. 01698 263756  mobile 0781 8618547

 "e" mail jpark8@btinternet.com (click on this to send me an "e" mail)
 
 this web site   www.3d-cad-steelwork.com

 

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130 Year old Joke

 

Recommended Books

 

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Park Family Tree

 

Name and Shame

tekla,21.1,tips,help

Tekla Models Sceenshots

 

Tekla Custom Components.htm

 

 

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Tekla Structures Hints & Tips

 

Motherwell Masters Swim Club

 

Computer and Web Design Hints and tips

 

British Hospitals - True Stories.........

work of the Bonkle Poet William McCormack "Memories O' Hame" and other poems

the poet among other things Bill Baron Irvine

 

Model Stair Stringers in Tekla

 

Forbes Gentleman

 

Robert Burns's Auld Lang Syne

 

Tekla Structures hints and tips working in drawings

 

Tekla Advanced Topics.htm

 

Tekla all my stuff.htm

 

Tekla Components my Standard connections.htm

 

ARC Steel Commercials.htm

 

Calder Fabrications.htm

 

James Cowie & Co. Ltd.htm

 

Craig Engineerig.htm

Weldon Engineerig.htm

 

Anhop Metalwork.htm

 

Coda Fabrications.htm

Roof Edge.htm

 

Mansard Roof.htm

 

Kenny Ball.htm

 

Marti Pellow.htm

 

wilbur,smith

 

Kathy Kirby.htm

 

Billy Fury.htm

 

Petula Clark.htm

 

The Eagles.htm

 

Adam Faith.htm

 

The Searchers.htm

 

Bob Dylan.htm

 

Glasgow Humour.htm

 

Crosswords, a century of fun..htm

 

Statins Divide.htm

 

Cassius Clay.htm

 

Robert Smillie.htm

 

Charlie Landsborough.htm

 

Blackpool.htm

 

Howard Hughes.htm

 

Tom Clancy.htm

 

James Patterson.htm

 

ABBA.htm

 

Belhaven Engineering.htm

 

Bismarck.htm

 

Neil Sedaka.htm

 

Jim Davidson.htm

 

Buddy Holly.htm

 

Martin Luther King.htm

 

Charlie Drake.htm

 

St Vitus' Dance.htm

 

The Temptations.htm

 

Elvis Presley.htm

 

Billy Connolly.htm

 

Mrs Brown's Boys.htm

 

Crooner Kings.htm

 

Saucy Holiday

 

Postcards.htm

 

Jim Reeves.htm

 

Jack the Ripper.htm

 

Ken Dodd

 

Motown

 

Lionel Richie.htm

 

Ross Noble.htm

 

Stan Laurel.htm

 

Dick Turpin.htm

 

Chang and Eng Siamese Twins.htm

 

Moby-Dick.htm

 

Waterloo Road.htm

 

Miranda Hart.htm

 

Kevin Bridges.htm

 

Tim Vine.htm

 

Morecambe and Wise.htm

 

Ku Klux Klan Jokes.htm

 

Rugby Jokes.htm

 

Library Jokes.htm

 

Miller Steel.htm

 

Miller  Fabrications.htm

 

Hoop Ladder jobs.htm

 

Stand Up Comedy, can it be taught.htm

 

Wilsontown The first ironworks in Lanarkshire.htm

 

Knicker Jokes.htm

Soul Legend Percy Sledge dies aged 73.htm

Cliff hits ace dies.htm

Stand by Me star Ben E King, dies at 76.htm

Ruth Rendell, Final Page for a great Author.htm

Charley Pride.htm

Oscar Wilde.htm

Frankie Boyle.htm

Zoe Lyons, ElieTaylor, Sara Pasco, Janey Godley, Susan Calman, Sara Millican, Sandi Toksvig.htm

Tom Jones.htm

The Proclaimers.htm

John Bishop.htm

Tommy Cooper.htm

Ricky Gervais.htm

Val Doonican.htm

Rosa Parks. I Have a Dream by Martin Luther King.htm

Joan Rivers.htm

Benny Hill.htm

Susie McCabe.htm

Limmy.htm

The funniest man who ever lived..htm

Jokes by type

I like collecting and altering jokes to suit the surrounding circumstances. I thought it a good idea to categorize them into files by type. Click on a subject below and get a list of jokes on any particular subject. Always remember "The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed."  By John Park the joke writer/teller. Jokes added weekly.

youtube clips of my stand up     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg8GOwmh5aA 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCM7vtEXB7I

 

Birthday_Jokes.htm

 

Holiday Jokes.htm

 

Xmas_Jokes.htm

Viagra Jokes

Aberdonian Jokes

Blonde Jokes

Women on Men Jokes

Cannibal Jokes

Nun Jokes

Funeral Jokes

Doctor Jokes

Divorce Jokes

Pregnancy Jokes

Hooker Jokes

Penis Jokes

Lets give some of Les Dawson's material an airing.

Mother-in-law Jokes

 

Irish Jokes

 

And where would we be without.

Marriage Jokes

Marriage Jokes 2

Golf Jokes

Telephone Jokes

Old age Jokes

at the other side of the scale

Kids Jokes

 

Miscellaneous Jokes ie that can't fit into any other category

 

Policeman Jokes

 

Animal Jokes.htm

 

Honeymoon Jokes.htm