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Next is Tony Bennett 'n' Beyonce

 

Veteran crooner Tony Bennett says his next musical link-up could be with Beyonce. The singer, 90, has been duetting with Lady Gaga and they released the Cheek To Cheek album in 2014. He met Beyonce at a show and said: "She's thinking of something to to do with me."

Tony Bennett turns 91 02-08-2017 by Bernard Bale

He turns 91 next week, but Tony Bennett still packs concert halls all over America and hasn't ruled out coming to Britain again. How does he do it? And did he really leave his heart in San Francisco? "Every day I wake up and smile ," said Tony, explaining his approach to life. "I believe in the fact it's a gift to be alive.  "I haven't always felt like that . Like so many other people, I took life for granted and probably did not treat it as well as I should, but you learn to be more respectful and you are taught by the things you get wrong. "One day you just realise you should enjoy every day for what it is." Saying that just about sums up the entire life  -- so far -- of Tony Bennett who was born Anthony Dominik Benedetto in the Queens area of New York in 1926. His father was a grocer born in Calabria, Italy, and his mother a seamstress whose parents were also born in Calabria. "My father was not a well man, so he had nothing as a family," said Tony. "He did his best, but those were difficult times for everyone. I had an older sister, Mary and an older brother John. "These were the days of the Great Depression and nobody had anything.  "We were taught to respect other people even if they were sleeping on the streets and my father also encouraged us to explore and enjoy the arts including literature and music. "We used to listen to Al Jolson Louis Armstrong and Judy Garland and stars like that, we loved them. but we had no connections except through my Uncle Dick.  "He was also a tap dancer and played in the Vaudeville halls. He was a fascinating guy and a great help to me as he encouraged me to sing and by the time I was ten, I was singing in public." By the age of 13, Tony was engaged as a singing waiter in local Italian restaurants and that not only helped with the family income but also encouraged him to think about a singing career. "I tried a few things, even a copy boy for the Associated press but I didn't want to do that all my life," he said. The Second World War put everything on hold for a while. "I was drafted into the army and eventually found myself in Europe on the front line," he said. "It was an experience like no other and one that no human should have to go through. "Perhaps that is one of the really big reasons why I feel it is good to be alive.  "We sometimes portray wars in a romantic way. It isn't like that. It was and is a nightmare that never leaves you. Tony fimally left the army in 1946 and returned home where he was training in bel canto, a style of singing which not only brings the best of your voice, but also protects it with a view to a long-term singing capability. "I think that is why that is why I can still sing today, I was very lucky to get that opportunity to train," he said. "While I was still in the army, I had started to sing with the special services band and it kind of reminded me what I really wanted to do.