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Susie McCabe

Stand up comedian Susie McCabe turned her struggle growing up as a lesbian in a a catholic family in Glasgow's East End into a hit show at the Fringe. Had Susie McCabe not come out to her parents at 16, left home and turned to drugs, she wouldn't have been on stage making folk laugh at the Edinburgh Festival. The Glasgow born Stand Up, 35 turned her negatives into positives and her experience material which has just seen her complete a successful month-long run at the Fringe. He popular show The Drugs Don't Work could well be the starting point for a successful career in comedy. But, just as importantly, Susie hopes the life stories can help shine a light for others facing difficulties like hers. Susan said: "The Show goes back to 1994-97 and examines the reasons why I did a lot of drugs in my teens. "I moved in with my grandparents when I was 17 after I came out to my parents. I was finding it hard to deal with being homosexual and my family was too. My folks weren't bad to me, we all just found it difficult. "Being from a traditional Catholic family made it harder. The day I told my parents, I left literally half an hour later." Growing up in Glasgow's east end, Susie, who is an electrical estimator, turned to drink and drugs to deal with her anxiety. She says: "I knew from a young age how hurt and disappointed my family would be when I told them and the problems it would cause. At the time, it wasn't great for folk who were gay. In the early 90's it was still quite grim.   "Carrying that burden with you, especially when you're growing up with faith and knowing that you're going to have to hurt you're family, isn't great. Susie now understands the stress was was why she had a tendency towards substance abuse. She said: "I grew up with my grandfather and I liked a beer, a bet and a cigarette and he encouraged me to. But as I got older I suffered from depression. It's about finding out how you deal with that." Her show's title refers to her experience of medication for mental health. While it works for some, Susie's path to stability has included holistic approaches.  She said: "One of the things that helped me was getting a dog. I go dog walking now and that helps get me through. "The statistics are one in three in Scotland. That's nearly two million people with mental health issues. But we don't talk about it because we find solace in drugs and alcohol.  "We are a very conservative nation in some ways. We don't open up about things easily. "It's okay to stand on a stage and talk to people about suffering from anxiety or depression." Her days of self-medicating on recreational drugs over, Susie now barely touches as much as a paracetamol and works constantly to maintain a positive attitude to her health. A friends cancer diagnoses in 2010 also helped take control of her life. A late night chat with a mutual friend led to them daring each other to do something that scared them. Susie's challenges was live comedy, something she had never any inclination to do before. So she enrolled in a comedy course at Strathclyde University Centre for lifelong Learning. She said I always loved comedy, but it's like saying you love football. It doesn't mean you're going to be a footballer. "This was my first Fringe run and it has gone well. My mum and dad come to my gigs and we look back and laugh at things. "They're as proud as punch of me. They appreciate the struggle I've had and have sat me down and reassured me that they'll have me back. And that's a big deal for me."  We saw Susie recently at the Stand on Woodlands Road and was very impressed with her act.  

 

  Paul English  John Park