Park Engineering

 John Park, 32 the Loaning, Motherwell, North Lanarkshire, Strathclyde, Scotland, U.K. ML1 3HE

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Most Embarrassing  Moments


A radio station in Australia ran a phone-in competition to find the most
embarrassing moment in listener's lives.
 

The top four were:
 

4th PLACE: "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and run amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other customers. I told her angrily to start behaving and she looked me in the eye and told me in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's Willie last night." After this enlightening exchange, the silence was deafening. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank, with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard as the doors closed behind me were screams of laughter."


3rd PLACE:

"It was the day before my 18th birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the
telephone ringing down stairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggy-back ride down to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled 'SURPRISE'. My entire family - parents, and all, as well as my friends, were standing there. My girlfriend and I were frozen there on the spot in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity. Since then, no one in my family has planned any surprise parties."


2nd PLACE:

A lady picked several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checkout, she learned that one of the items had no price . The checkout girl got on the public address system, which boomed out across everyone to hear, "Price check for Tampax super-size." Then it got worse. Someone at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for 'Thumbtacks', a guy, his voice booming over the same public address system said, "Do you want the kind that you push in


1st PLACE: AND THE WINNER IS.....

This happened at a major Australian University. During a biology lecture a professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young woman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you correctly, you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar?" The professor responded, "Yes, that's correct", adding some statistical data to his lecture. The girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl turned bright red and, as she realised exactly what she had inadvertently said, she picked up her books and, without another word, walked out of the class. As she was heading for the door, the professor's reply was classic. Totally straight faced, he answered her question."It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not at the back of your throat."