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 John Park, 32 the Loaning, Motherwell, North Lanarkshire, Strathclyde, Scotland, U.K. ML1 3HE

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James Patterson and Mark Pearson Private London.

 

Sometimes when the nightmare ends -- the terror is only just beginning.

For Hannah Shapiro, a beautiful American student, this particular nightmare began eight years ago in Los Angeles, when Jack Logan owner of Private  -- the world's most exclusive detective agency -- saved her from a horrific death. She has fled the country, but can't flee the past. The terror has followed her to London, and now it is down to former Royal Military Police Sergeant Dan Carter, to save her all over again.

Carter draws on the global resources of Private in a desperate race against the odds. But the clock is ticking ..... Private may be the largest and most advanced detective agency in the World, but the only thing they don't have is the one thing they need - time.

Swimsuit by James Paterson and Maxine Paetro their most shocking and seductive story yet. Perfect Models, beautifully executed.

 A supermodel disappears from a swimsuit photo shoot at the most the most glamorous hotel in Hawaii. Only hours after she goes missing, Kim McDaniels' parents receive a terrifying phone call. Fearing the worst, they board the first flight to Maui and begin the hunt for their daughter. Ex-cop Ben Hawkins, now a reporter for the L.A. Times, gets the McDaniels assignment. The ineptitude of the local police force defies belief -- Ben has to start his own investigation for Kim McDaniels to have a prayer --- and for Ben to have the story of his life.    

Private Berlin by James Patterson and Mark Sullivan. Burying the past is an unforgivable crime. A history lesson they'll never forget ... and neither will you.   

Mattie Engel is one of the rising stars at Private Berlin, and believes she's seen the worst of people in her previous life with the Berlin police force. That is until Chris her colleague -- and until recently her fiance is found dead, brutally murdered in an old slaughterhouse outside the city. The slaughterhouse is filled with bodies. But just as Private begin their investigations, the building explodes wiping out all the evidence of the crimes. and nearly killing Mattie and her team.  Mattie soon realises that a masked killer is picking off Chris's childhood friends, one by one, and destroying the trail. But who wants the past buried so badly? What is the truth about the slaughterhouse ? And will Mattie become the killer's next victim ? 

    Alex Cross's TRIAL James Patterson & Richard Dilallo

Alex Cross tells this incredible story - passed down through the generations - of an ancestor's courageous fight for freedom. From his grandmother, Alex Cross has heard the story of his great uncle Abraham and his struggles for survival in the era of the Ku Klux Klan. Now Alex records the extraordinary tale in a novel he's written - a novel called Trial. Returning to his hometown in Mississippi, DC lawyer Ben Corbet meets Abraham Cross and his beautiful daughter , Moody. The introduce Ben to the hidden side of the idylic Southern town , where lynching have become commonplace and the town's black community live in constant fear. Ben aims to break the reign of terror - but the truth of who is really behind it could break his heart.  Written in the fearless voce of detective Alex Cross, Alex Cross's Trial, is a gripping story of murder, love, and, above all, bravery.

Second Honeymoon      

 A holiday to die for by James Patterson and Howard Roughan. The gripping follow up from the best selling Honeymoon. When FBI agent John O'Hara receives a call from a man desperate for his help, little does he know his whole life will turn upside down. The man's son and daughter-in-law have been found murdered on their honeymoon in the Caribbean. He want justice, and will pay O'Hara handsomely to hunt down the killer. Federal agents aren't allowed to moonlight, but O'Hara is on suspension. The drunk driver who who killed his wife in  a car accident two years ago is soon to be released from jail, and O'Hara is battling some serious demons.  He takes on the case, but when another couple are murdered before boarding their honeymoon flight to Room, it becomes clear that this investigation is far more complicated than it first seemed.   As O'Hara delves deeper, a past he thought was dead and buried soon comes back to haunt him.   

When the wind blows  

Frannie O'Neil, a young and talented veterinarian whose husband was recently murdered, comes across an amazing discovery in the woods near her animal hospital. Soon after Kit Harrison, a troubled and unconventional FBI agent, arrives at Frannie's doorstep. And then there is eleven-year -old Max-Frannie's amazing discovery - and one of the most unforgettable creations in thriller fiction. This is a riveting adventure that no reader will ever forget. Never has it been truer of Patterson novel -- the pages fly.    

 

The lake house

Only Max, the oldest of the incredible children who blew into Frannie O'Neill's life and captured her heart, knows that another, terrifying biological experiment is taking place. Somewhere in America, a brilliant but evil surgeon is secretly researching, performing a cruel travesty of an operation. But to complete his experiment he needs the ultimate prize -- Max herself. And as the children dream returning to he happy safety of the lake house, where for a few precious months they flew free, danger moves even closer...

The Midnight Club   

John Stefanovich is one tough New York cop. Nobody knows the underbelly of the city like he does. Stef is out to nab Alexandre St-Germain, the most treacherous and powerful member of the Midnight Club -- a secret international society whose membership is limited to an elite group of ruthless crime czars, all of whom are respected businessmen. And Stef's the ideal man for the job  -- until he's levelled by a blast from   St-Germain's shotgun and left for dead.  Now Stef is back, wheelchair bound, yet sworn to destroy  St-Germain. With the help of a beautiful journalist and a Harlam cop, Stef is determined to crack the Midnight Club. And he's up against odds that are unknown as they are deadly----   

 

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