Alan Carr

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Chatty Man  (Alan Carr) will say 'I do'

 

Comedian Alan Carr and his long-term boyfriend have got engaged. The Chatty Man host, 40, was stunned when Paul Drayton popped the question last week during a romantic getaway in Indonesia. Excited Alan explained: "Of course I said yes. My life is like a rollercoaster, like Ronan Keating says. It's really nice." The wedding is likely to be an A-list affair next year attended by a large group of celebrity friends. And Alan is keen to persuade his superstar pal Adele to sing her hit 'Someone Like You'.

 

 Reported by Benjamin Potter

Camp Alan Carr wants EastEnders hardman Danny Dyer to play him on screen. Sources say that Chatty man's rags to riches tale could be the perfect backdrop for a blockbuster film. But the comic says he is ready to ditch his mincing and wants Cockney actor Dyer to create a butch version of him in the movie. Alan, 40, admitted: "If I could have anyone play me in a movie it would have to be Danny Dyer. He'd be great as me. "I want to be manlier: I don't want to mince and I don't want to talk like this. "I want to talk like Morgan Freeman." Alan's career path baffled his professional footballer dad Graham, who is head scout at Newcastle United. And a movie insider said: "Alan comes from humble beginnings and it's a very rags to riches tale. "His relationship with his dad has been turbulent at times and the story would make for gripping viewing." Alan has joked about his dad asking him: Alan why are you doing this to me?"  Meanwhile the comedian let slip that he will wear a "Big Puffy number" when he weds partner Paul Drayton. He said: "I could have a big puffy number with glitter and butterflies on it. I love making a big entrance.

Alan: I'll never go on CBB.  Trolley Job: Carr

Alan Carr would rather collect trolleys in a supermarket Car Park that appear on a reality TV show. The Chatty Man star, 40, said: "I don't care about my status fading, Of course, the fame would go at any minute."  But, Alan, who, is set to front a new channel 4 show, Alan Carr: Happy hour, added :You won't find me on celebrity Big Brother or in the Jungle. "Some Celebs need to do the jobs  I've done, packing shampoo or collecting trolleys for Tesco. "I'd rather do that again, I'm not going to be grasping at fame."

50 SHADES OF GAY FOR TV ALAN.

Camp comedian Alan Carr i desperate to star in a gay remake of racy bonkbuster Fifty Shades Of Grey. The CHATTY MAN STAR, boasted he'd make a far better denominator than Irish hunk Jamie Dornan. And he has even pitched the saucy idea to the Hollywood actor, who plays S&M fan Christian Grey. Alan said: "I would live to do a remake of Fifty Shades Of Grey. Instead, it would be named Fifty Shades Of Gay. "If anybody should play  Jamie Dornan in a remake, it would be me." He added: "I've told Jamie and he thought it would be hilarious. It would be a big hit."